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Me: (looking at my watch repeatedly while on our date.)

Her: Do you need to be someplace else?

Me: Oh, no. I'm just listening to it. It's the latest in technology and it can communicate with me telepathically.

Her: Yeah? So, what's it telling you?

Me: That you're not wearing any panties.

Her: Ha! Well it's wrong.

Me: (tapping on my watch) Huh, must be running fast.

Me: (looking at my watch repeatedly while on our date.) Her: Do you need to be someplace else? Me: Oh, no. I'm just listening to it. It's the latest in technology and it can communicate with me telepathically. Her: Yeah? So, what's it telling you? Me: That you're not wearing any panties. Her: Ha! Well it's wrong. Me: (tapping on my watch) Huh, must be running fast.

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[–] • 2 pts

The funniest one I ever saw was at closing time in front of a club. A drunk guy went up to a drunk girl and said "Nice hair. Let's fuck". She paused for a moment and then left with him.

[–] • 0 pt

Reminds me of the following

Me: Hey, want to get a pizza and fuck?

Girl: No!

Me: What?!? you don't like pizza?