Hey suzie, miss you, have they served the steak yet?
OMG, ARE YOU TEXTING ME ON THE SHITTER :(
Nah hun, I'm standing at the urinal, wanking one off until you can get down to business.
WTF 8D
It's cool, I'm using my left hand cause you don't come across as the most coordinated hoe I've dated this week.
I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
Call an Uber and pay the bill on your way out. I left an hour ago and am actually texting you from the steak house down the street...
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