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Date ruined

Was going to go on a date tonight.

Was actually kind of excited.

The whore texted me during business hours. I did not respond, because I was doing business.

Go to check my phone during my 4:45 PM daily shit, before I leave work.

She sent me a cute text at Noon, proceeded to sent me increasingly angry texts when I did not respond.

Cellphones have ruined many aspects of society.

Was going to go on a date tonight. Was actually kind of excited. The whore texted me during business hours. I did not respond, because I was doing business. Go to check my phone during my 4:45 PM daily shit, before I leave work. She sent me a cute text at Noon, proceeded to sent me increasingly angry texts when I did not respond. Cellphones have ruined many aspects of society.

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[–] • 8 pts

Exactamundo

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

They call him Theodore the bullet dodger.

Why do they call him that?

Because... He dodges bullets...

[–] • 4 pts

Because he's a virgin still.

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I think he's a thespian. We all know what they do at night.