It's funny, I'm not Italian, but grew up in a beautiful predominantly Italian neighborhood. My neighbor who likes to get drunk with me, no more fights, is Sicilian but total ginger, talking shit on Italians, being niggers, and I try to correct him. Am I an honorary Italian?

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Wop is the sound shit makes when thrown into a wall

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Have you heard about Italian cars?

Dago here, dago there, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop wop wop

Edit: This joke is best spoken aloud and with a lot of arm gesticulation

Edit two: This joke is even better told in front of three Italian men, and you should point to one them each time you say Dago or Wop

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Lmmfao

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Sicilians have junk DNA due to nigger ad mixture. Italians have an incredible history and food with Chad Genetics. I'm joking lol but you and your neighbor are ghey.

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I think it's more north Africa than niggers

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Probably right.

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No, and hear me out...you are gay.

Just messing with you.

My dad got decked at a beer joint one night for calling the owner a deigo (sp?).

Y'all feel me?

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'dago'

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Thanks.

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The term may have originated following British or American encounters with Portuguese and Spanish sailors. "Diego" is the Portuguese nickname for any deckhand. After transforming into "dago" in English and becoming a common term for Spanish and Portuguese people, the slur expanded in usage to then refer to Italians and Italian immigrants.

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Sicilians are jews with better food

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Your ginger neighbor might be a viking rape baby... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Hardrada

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I told him this

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The Waffen Pizzaofen Modell 1488 was how the Wehrwacht and the SS fed the POW's in the camps. Early versions of pinball machines were given to the inmates and pizza parties happened nightly with singing, dancing and plays being conducted for the guards and prisoners, who bonded and watched the performances together.

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No

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Convert me

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Not Italian... But defending them doesnt make you one of them.

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I could be like Ezra Pound

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Wops are better than spics, and spics are better than negroes and all are better than kikes, but wops still ain't white so be one if you want, Mozzarella Nigger.