My local Popeyes family chicken restaurant is operated by an Asian guy but there is a black employee that stands out from the others. He always seems to be there, wears a bow tie, has a wig with straight brown hair and always is holding a clipboard.
I observed him in his natural habitat behind the line and noticed he also was capable of not only preparing food, but operating the cash register desk as well.
I looked at his name badge, "De'Squenequius" is his name and I noticed small print underneath and it said, believe it or not, "Shift Leader". Apparently he went to Popeyes University on a scholarship for 4 weeks and he is passionate about his job.
In fact, with the shift leader premium, he told me he gets an extra $3.50 per hour, bumping him to a cool $12.75. When I asked, he simply said "twee fitty mayne".
He told me he is an expert of the fryer and prepared my sandwich with a smile and then I left the fine dining establishment. On the way out he followed me and gave me an official orange Popeyes durag and said I could be a part of the team. I was puzzled by the exemplary service and then it dawned on me.
I really need to stop wearing blackface.
Until I got to the end I was giving this even odds of being serious. Clown world.
Yeah I thought about it but decided the last line plot twist would make people realize how anti White racist society is.
So you speak ebonical?
I think he speaks Robert Downey jr
Unfortunately no. Which is why fast food is a place I only go to when I need to eat quickly and keep moving to my next location.
I took that last line as a reference to the African SOF units that wore blackface to walk into African villages and destroy them.
The Africans took them at face value
Rhodesian mercs. some of them Americans
At least we know Justin Turdwater will be able to find work after the next election.
but blackface is great. my favorite is the jap impersonating louis armstrong that shit was hilarious.
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