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[–] [deleted] • 7 pts

I would shoot myself in the foot before I fought another war for the cabal

[–] • 5 pts

Hello Mr. Thompson. As you know there are conflicts ongoing with Russia, Iran and China, and Congress has instituted the draft. You are hereby ordered to active duty in the US Army.

ahem, “niggers”

I'm sorry sir but that kind of extremism isn't tolerated in the Army, you are hereby disqualified from all military service.

[–] • 1 pt

Accuse the recruiter of molesting you years before and start panicking and fake crying, yelling for help while asking people to call 911 and curling up into a ball in the corner fake crying, mumbling about sexual assault and his penis.

[–] • 1 pt

This would probably work pretty well.

[–] • 0 pt

They would just try to feed you to the wolves if you made yourself undesirable. I'm not recommending you play ball of course.. just pointing out that a slur will not be enough for them to go away.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm sorry sir but that kind of extremism isn't tolerated in the Army, you are hereby sentenced to a prison term in a wakandan prison of not less than 5 years. You will be issued some vasiline and a suicide kit in the next room.

[–] • 1 pt

Same here. I am not dying for no fucking jews.

[–] • 0 pt

Why would you shoot your own foot when you could partake in friendly fire?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Your idea brings trouble. My idea keeps me home where I belong.

[–] • 3 pts

If everyone just ignored “them” what power would they even have? Just laugh at their demands and disregard.

[–] • 0 pt

One would have to group up with others for this to be effective.

[–] • 3 pts

I would get out of it the same way I get out of jury duty. Just continually rant about niggers and spics until they are fed up. Since the military grunts are mostly niggers and spics, it should be effective. Commander Rockwell got dismissed for less.

[–] • 1 pt

Military is different. Blanket parties usually shuts loud mouths up, or worse a bit of friendly fire....

[–] • 1 pt

Draft frens are the best frens

[–] • 1 pt

Thank christ I have a re-elistment code of RE-4B

You boys have fun dying for the jews. I'll be Jodie this time and be fucking all your girls with my pure blood seamen running down their pretty pussies.

[–] • 7 pts

You already sold your soul to jews. Even the way you disrespect your brothers shows you are nothing greater than a jews dog.

[–] • 0 pt

I didn't disrespect anybody I refused the movement, I wasn't going to go into combat anymore for the fucking Jews.

[–] • 1 pt

Does not matter on a DD214. If you were a useful idiot (not calling you a idiot btw), and your MOS makes you essential.

[–] • 0 pt

0311 idiot.

[–] • 0 pt

translate for the civilians, retardo.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

RE-4B is expulsion for homosexual acts? You gay bro? They are fine with that now btw.

[–] • 1 pt

No that reenlistment code is not for homosexual misconduct although you would get one for homosexual misconda you also get one for doing other things that is not considered homosexual misconduct and I would get into it with you but it doesn't really matter all that matters is they can't call me up for World War iii.

[–] • 1 pt

Make sure you keep your hydration up!

[–] • 0 pt

You must be vaxxed here in Canada to join the armed forces. Hopefully being unvaxxed keeps me safe from the draft but who knows.

[–] • 1 pt

Oh they’d just force vax you.

[–] • 0 pt

Lol... If you didn't know... They have the ability to administer vaccines.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

Hopefully a meteor, Yellowknife exploding or something like that happens before we are all nuked because of our idiotic "commander in chief". What a bunch of morons there are in DC.. hopefully it gets blown up while all of them are there at once or AF1 and AF2 get shot down in surprise anti aircraft attacks.

I hate what we've become with this installed, destructive regime of evil. Everytime Biden tries to speak and stand up he gives off a dark, zombified vibe, while when Kamaltoe cackles hysterically, it seems demonic.

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I'm surprised this wasn't already in effect.

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They don't tend to want to arm actual enemies of the state.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

GET DOCUMENTED MEDICAL PROBLEMS FOR YOUR SELF AND KIDS NOW. If your kids are not yet born then do not get them an SSAN. It is not mandatory. Yes you can still get a US passport. My guess is the draft will run up into the 40s pretty easy

Of course the real answer is to read the 2nd Amendment and do what it says as a group... The M-Word cannot be spoken though or it will immediately summon Agent Smith.