COME ON MAN.
COME ON MAN.
Well let's see, what the heck was it. I forget.
Just kidding sucker, here it is!
"Always have a second choice." (And can you believe I thought of this myself?).
Also, do I really need a period after that last sentence? Well, if I did wouldn't it go 'inside' the parentheses'? Did I punctuate that last sentence correctly? I mean where I said 'parentheses'? Good grief I'm getting off topic.
Yes, when you're in line, and that burger you want really bad is on your mind, you can almost taste it, you drove all the way here just for that one particular burger, and, THEY DON'T HAVE IT!
You feel me?
Well, if you wouldn't have gotten your hopes up SO much in the first place then you wouldn't flip the ##@ out (did I do that right?) when they don't have what you want.
You are LUSTING inordinately after a created object if you get upset about it. That's called idolatry.
So, always, always, whatever you do and wherever you go, over the river and through, wait, that's for the holidays...ALWAYS have a SECOND CHOICE.
Don't never forget this advice, you will sail through life nicely, you won't lose your temper, get angry, disappointed, cry like a baby.
Also remember "Men stay more in need of being reminded than of being informed."
So, you're likely to forget this advice, but don't.
Thanks man, feels good.
No, I'm not drinking or anything.
Though I did just drink a bottled coke (the only way I like them) and I'm really trying hard to get off sugar.
Feel me?
Well let's see, what the heck was it. I forget.
Just kidding sucker, here it is!
"Always have a second choice." (And can you believe I thought of this myself?).
Also, do I really need a period after that last sentence? Well, if I did wouldn't it go 'inside' the parentheses'? Did I punctuate that last sentence correctly? I mean where I said 'parentheses'? Good grief I'm getting off topic.
Yes, when you're in line, and that burger you want really bad is on your mind, you can almost taste it, you drove all the way here just for that one particular burger, and, THEY DON'T HAVE IT!
You feel me?
Well, if you wouldn't have gotten your hopes up SO much in the first place then you wouldn't flip the *##*@ out (did I do that right?) when they don't have what you want.
You are LUSTING inordinately after a created object if you get upset about it. That's called idolatry.
So, always, always, whatever you do and wherever you go, over the river and through, wait, that's for the holidays...ALWAYS have a SECOND CHOICE.
Don't never forget this advice, you will sail through life nicely, you won't lose your temper, get angry, disappointed, cry like a baby.
Also remember "Men stay more in need of being reminded than of being informed."
So, you're likely to forget this advice, but don't.
Thanks man, feels good.
No, I'm not drinking or anything.
Though I did just drink a bottled coke (the only way I like them) and I'm really trying hard to get off sugar.
Feel me?
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