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I want to be happy. Bring me happiest drink you have.

>I want to be happy. Bring me happiest drink you have.

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He was probably unhappy due to dehydration.

I would bring him a glass of water.

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She

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Are you mingling with Asian women now? Is she Chinese?

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I don't think so. We're close to Chinatown but she doesn't act like the people in Chinatown do.

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What drink is that?

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Turned out to be a Negroni

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Nope, it’s a kamikaze. Drink 2 and tell me again.

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I wruv Negroni!

She said after the bartender suggested it.

The coal-burning chink.

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Jesus, it's one step above toilet wine. I need something astringent just to get the imaginary taste of a negroni out of my mouth. Like a shot of aloe vera.

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I'd suggest a kamikaze - seems apt for the situation.

Also, did you ask her yet?

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Adorable!

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I would like most sorrowful cocktail for honoring passing of stern Grandfather into Spirit World!

What do you make?

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Something green chartreuse based?

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Chartreuse Spritz, for the Chartreuse represents the honorable Monks, who shall morn the passing of and Honorable man, such as your beloved Grandfather, on this green Earth. While the bubbles rise, this will represent his Holy Spirt rising above our Material World, and progressing to the Infinite Kingdom of Heaven.

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Scotch, neat.

But that's what I would make for any occasion.

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Smokey Scotch represents Honorable Grandfather Funeral Pyre. No ice represent how hot his body was when you chink burn it! (I assume that is what they do)

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>happiest drink you have.

A Shirley Temple with a Molly.

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Wut?

I've never seen this.

I mean Asians know what they like to drink, no?

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Real Asians, i.e. from Asia, are among the drunkest people on the planet in terms of liters of ethanol consumed per year.

Look up South Korean drinking statistics.

You will actually be astounded.