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tl;dr if you cut hot peppers, make sure you wash your hands MUCH LONGER than 15 seconds.

Found out the hard way after I cut a bunch of hot yellow peppers. Proceeded to wash my hands with soap for maybe 15 seconds, and then went to the bathroom.

Wiped. And about maybe a minute after getting out of the bathroom, the fire set in.

Feels like I have a soldering iron pre-warming against my asshole.

Live and learn they say!

tl;dr if you cut hot peppers, make sure you wash your hands MUCH LONGER than 15 seconds. Found out the hard way after I cut a bunch of hot yellow peppers. Proceeded to wash my hands with soap for maybe 15 seconds, and then went to the bathroom. Wiped. And about maybe a minute after getting out of the bathroom, the fire set in. Feels like I have a soldering iron pre-warming against my asshole. Live and learn they say!

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[–] • 3 pts

two thoughts:

  1. why are your fingers in your ass when taking a Duke? that's not normal.

  2. Capsaicin is fat soluble. any type of oil rub prior to washing your hands will clean better.

[–] • 2 pts

why are your fingers in your ass when taking a Duke? that's not normal.

You don't wipe your butthole? What are you, crazy?

Capsaicin is fat soluble. any type of oil rub prior to washing your hands will clean better.

Thanks for the info.

[–] • 2 pts

🤣 there's supposed to be toilet paper involved. I'm just messing with you though.

thanks for the good chuckle, op.