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tl;dr if you cut hot peppers, make sure you wash your hands MUCH LONGER than 15 seconds.

Found out the hard way after I cut a bunch of hot yellow peppers. Proceeded to wash my hands with soap for maybe 15 seconds, and then went to the bathroom.

Wiped. And about maybe a minute after getting out of the bathroom, the fire set in.

Feels like I have a soldering iron pre-warming against my asshole.

Live and learn they say!

tl;dr if you cut hot peppers, make sure you wash your hands MUCH LONGER than 15 seconds. Found out the hard way after I cut a bunch of hot yellow peppers. Proceeded to wash my hands with soap for maybe 15 seconds, and then went to the bathroom. Wiped. And about maybe a minute after getting out of the bathroom, the fire set in. Feels like I have a soldering iron pre-warming against my asshole. Live and learn they say!

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Use a bidet that you attach to the seat area. TP only for drying off. No stinky fingers, etc. Use soap lathered on your hands for minimum 25 seconds.

This is the weirdest post OP. Never heard of cornhole burning cuz of cutting peppers.

I agree with the other guy. You are a curry nigger or honorary curry nigger. Please get the same badge as anal expander.

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You are a curry nigger or honorary curry nigger. Please get the same badge as anal expander.

Nope. I am neither.

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Life must be hard for faggots in India and Mexico. Hell, it must be difficult for man-eating tigers. After they eat some villager, you would hear them roaring in the jungle about six hours later. Imagine having a tiger running towards you at full speed and thinking you are done for, only to have the beast run past you, howling because its ass is on fire.

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My dog will crunch up pistachio shells if he can get one. Then you hear, "Yipe!" When he goes outside. He never learns.

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Life must be hard for faggots in India and Mexico. Hell, it must be difficult for man-eating tigers. After they eat some villager, you would hear them roaring in the jungle about six hours later. Imagine having a tiger running towards you at full speed and thinking you are done for, only to have the beast run past you, howling because its ass is on fire.

You have a glorious sense of humor. Never change it.