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tl;dr if you cut hot peppers, make sure you wash your hands MUCH LONGER than 15 seconds.

Found out the hard way after I cut a bunch of hot yellow peppers. Proceeded to wash my hands with soap for maybe 15 seconds, and then went to the bathroom.

Wiped. And about maybe a minute after getting out of the bathroom, the fire set in.

Feels like I have a soldering iron pre-warming against my asshole.

Live and learn they say!

tl;dr if you cut hot peppers, make sure you wash your hands MUCH LONGER than 15 seconds. Found out the hard way after I cut a bunch of hot yellow peppers. Proceeded to wash my hands with soap for maybe 15 seconds, and then went to the bathroom. Wiped. And about maybe a minute after getting out of the bathroom, the fire set in. Feels like I have a soldering iron pre-warming against my asshole. Live and learn they say!

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Life must be hard for faggots in India and Mexico. Hell, it must be difficult for man-eating tigers. After they eat some villager, you would hear them roaring in the jungle about six hours later. Imagine having a tiger running towards you at full speed and thinking you are done for, only to have the beast run past you, howling because its ass is on fire.

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My dog will crunch up pistachio shells if he can get one. Then you hear, "Yipe!" When he goes outside. He never learns.

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Life must be hard for faggots in India and Mexico. Hell, it must be difficult for man-eating tigers. After they eat some villager, you would hear them roaring in the jungle about six hours later. Imagine having a tiger running towards you at full speed and thinking you are done for, only to have the beast run past you, howling because its ass is on fire.

You have a glorious sense of humor. Never change it.