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I was watching some random video the other day and this guy was talking about a person who they thought had it made in life where the person talking thought he always got the shaft. He was saying I bet that chad has songbirds singing outside his bedroom window when he gets up in the morning where I have crows cawing and chickens crowing. As if that is the sign of a charmed life. Maybe it is. I don't know. What do you think?

I was watching some random video the other day and this guy was talking about a person who they thought had it made in life where the person talking thought he always got the shaft. He was saying I bet that chad has songbirds singing outside his bedroom window when he gets up in the morning where I have crows cawing and chickens crowing. As if that is the sign of a charmed life. Maybe it is. I don't know. What do you think?

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Except mockingbirds getting a little uppity at 3 in the morning.

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"Except mockingbirds getting a little uppity at 3 in the morning". Faggot. lol.

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Good sign 🕊️

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I hear frogs croaking and gators grunting

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Theres no gators here, but I got toads and frogs

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In central Florida the birds sing, the air is sweet and tree frogs trill all night long at certain times of the year. But every once in a while, there are I-don't-know-whats that show up in the tops of my trees that make an indescribable noise. It's like a sound from the depths of hell. A kind of screeching-howl with a low timbre moan. I went outside with a flashlight about 10 years ago and saw some kind of bat-winged monkey with red eyes up in the big tree in my front yard. It was 2am and that fucker was looking directly at me. Nope. Nope. Don't wanna know. I thought at it, "I'm not your enemy". Instantly, another one showed up and locked eyes with me. Red eyes. Other than that, central Florida is the greatest place in America to live.

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