Sorry, if you wait any longer you're gonna be soylent green to go with the crickets.
Maybe you can be plasticized so the grandkids can dissect and reassemble you like Mr. Potato Head. (it's real and from Germany... It's gross and the pics of the traveling exhibition with 200+ bodies are something you'd expect to see in Tony Podesta's art collection.)
If / when I die I want to be made into a diamond and tossed on the beach where I spent my life.
Sorry, if you wait any longer you're gonna be soylent green to go with the crickets.
Maybe you can be plasticized so the grandkids can dissect and reassemble you like Mr. Potato Head. (it's real and from Germany... It's gross and the pics of the traveling exhibition with 200+ bodies are something you'd expect to see in Tony Podesta's art collection.)
If / when I die I want to be made into a diamond and tossed on the beach where I spent my life.
some whore will end up wearing you on her finger.
some whore will end up wearing you on her finger.
My mom wants to be turned into jewelry. She also wants Jaws played at her funeral
My mom wants to be turned into jewelry. She also wants Jaws played at her funeral
The new liquid cremation is always an option. "They" claim it's perfectly safe to flush into the sewers or fertilize your crops with...
The new liquid cremation is always an option. "They" claim it's perfectly safe to flush into the sewers or fertilize your crops with...
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