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I have been looking into being turned into a skeleton. like one of those old ones that used to be in DR offices.

I don't think you'll find a legitimate resource to taxidermy a person. I mean, hell if you can...

<--- spends wayyyy to much time thinking about death.

Or the body art thing that was so big years ago. Until of course people found out the bodies were actually Chinese prisoners...

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A German thing called "Body Worlds" plasticizes dissected people and tours the world with their bodies on display.

The ones in the Dr. offices are fake... aren't they?

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The ones in the DR offices are fake today. In 1850, they were not fake... they were of real skeletons of real people, many were conglomerations of different people, often with a female and a male set of limbs and possibly cut away torso and ribs.... There were a whole lot less of them, not every DR could afford or even get one if they could, some were made from single skeletal remains in good condition.

If we had the tech 150 years ago. we have it today. I havent found a law against it. Now I am looking for an estimated cost and time.

Not here of course, I wouldnt ask this degenerate lot (self included here) for anything like that.

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There is some asian country (or a part of one) where the dead humans are fed to vultures. Once the vultures have eaten everything off the bones, the skull is opened so they can eat the brains too.

Your best bet here would be to donate your body to "science". After they do what they need with your flesh, the remains are put into a "bug box" where everything but the bones are eaten. Perhaps you could work out to have your skeleton propped up and attached to a metal stand.

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do NOT "donate your body to science"

Make them pay for it you mean?

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God I wanna bang Emmy Lou Harris. Any age

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She gawgeous. Twice as nice as Ronstadt (whom I saw twice back in the day live, what a voice, gave it her 'all' down to the last song, never croaked).

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I want to be brought to a remote location to die and be left in the woods for nature to have its way with me. Just prop me up under a tree with a rifle and some drugs.

Creepy magazine had this great story about a guy that planted flowers on the grave of an old man he murdered. the flowers bloomed and were in the shape of the old man's head.

shudder

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Sorry, if you wait any longer you're gonna be soylent green to go with the crickets.

Maybe you can be plasticized so the grandkids can dissect and reassemble you like Mr. Potato Head. (it's real and from Germany... It's gross and the pics of the traveling exhibition with 200+ bodies are something you'd expect to see in Tony Podesta's art collection.)

If / when I die I want to be made into a diamond and tossed on the beach where I spent my life.

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some whore will end up wearing you on her finger.

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My mom wants to be turned into jewelry. She also wants Jaws played at her funeral

The new liquid cremation is always an option. "They" claim it's perfectly safe to flush into the sewers or fertilize your crops with...

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You don't want to get stuffed. They'll stick you in a corner. After a while you'll get neglected and start to collect dust. Then your hair will fall out and your nose will fall off, and you'll look like Michael Jackson. The parrot will use you for a perch and you'll be covered with bird shit. Some night the dog will get hold of your leg and rip it off and run away with it and bury it, and your family won't be able to find it. At Christmas grandma will accidently set you on fire, and by the time they beat out the flames you will be black and patchy. In the end, your grandkids will quietly throw you into a hole and cover you up with dirt, which is what they should have done on Day One.

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Get made into a coat rack!