Can I come? I'm pretty necessary, otherwise how will you get your daily dose of being called a nigger, a kike or a faggot while on the high seas?
Your ass would be the first one tossed overboard.
A nigger would say that, Faggot.
You'd be the only nigger I'd let on board. But you'd better know how to use a fucking mop.
I learned how they use mop handles in prison when they released an article on Jeffery Dahmer.
Lesbians have a special name for them in prison... Woody, I think.
I'd make him sing shanties all day every day.
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