Make your way to Paraguay. A few communities there with all white CSA ancestors and Third Reich ancestors.
Sounds awesome.
Let's all pool our money, get a huge boat and invade somewhere Viking style.
thats actually not a bad idea.. we could get a 40 ft tartan and make our way down there. might even make a trip to antartica..
We'll raid along the coast of New Jersey.
Sorry, White people only.
No more niggers. No more jews. No more spics.
Fuck them all. They can have America.
So safe to say that's your first conditional line is. 1. No Jews. 2. Do mudblood Spanish.
What else would you add?
Can I come? I'm pretty necessary, otherwise how will you get your daily dose of being called a nigger, a kike or a faggot while on the high seas?
Your ass would be the first one tossed overboard.
A nigger would say that, Faggot.
You'd be the only nigger I'd let on board. But you'd better know how to use a fucking mop.
I learned how they use mop handles in prison when they released an article on Jeffery Dahmer.
Lesbians have a special name for them in prison... Woody, I think.
I'd make him sing shanties all day every day.
Go bigger. Mid 30's to low 40's. 28 will be tight quarters after awhile.
I was just talking to a friend yesterday, and mentioned getting a boat and riding out the next few years sailing the high seas pulling into ports every now and then for supplies and then heading back out.
28 is tiny, bro. 33' minimum. And lash a steering oar on deck in case your rudder breaks, trust me.
I don't even have the fucking thing yet and you're telling me how to run it? <jk> Thanks for the advice.
I bin there and done that, sonny
Please take me with you
I am skilled in the art of pirating, I also know how to sweat a line
...but do you know how to cook a howler?
>...but do you know how to cook a howler?
ummm.... are you a chinese??
Not buttpirating .
what about the booty
Arrr, 'tis not the length of the sailboat that counts as much as what seas ye sail her in.
I want to challenge God in the roaring 60s on my way through the Drake's Passage.
Just tape two 14’ canoes together. I’ll be in Costa Rica.
You must be puerto rican
I studied boat building in Cuba
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