You goto your local fishing store.
Buy a small boat, a rod n reel, some bait, super glue and a few beers.
Find a jew to bring with you for conversation, and advice on what fish are kosher.
Be sure to leave the Jew in your car while you get the boat loaded but forget your beer on the dock, wouldn't want them to do any manual labor
Toss your change from the boat purchase a d any other coins up so they land in random places on the boat, super glue them where they sit.
Ask the jew to point to point to Israel, aim the boat that way for good luck.
Start up the boat. Point out the coins that seem to be scattered around your new boat.
Throttle up a little, cut the steering and throttle cables
Oh shit you forgot the beer. Going to have to hop on to the dock and grab that beer before you untie from there.
Crack open a beer and wave good by.
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