Then there are the (((pigeons))). No matter what you do they are gonna shit on it and walk around like its your fault.
Fucking pikeys.
I like seagulls
What does that make Canadian geese? Those fuckers will pick a fight with you in a parking lot, won't move out of the way when in the road, are loud and hiss at you as you walk by, leave massive piles of green shit everywhere...
They're going to be in for a shock when the famine hits. They'll last a month at most before going extinct, because they don't fly away; they stay and fight. Soon as it is no longer frowned upon because of famine, I'll be out there with a big ass pair of hedge clippers.
What say you niggerduck?
Yes.
Crows are the real niggers.
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