Yall are making this shit to complicated. It's a peanut butter sandwich. It's quick food.
No one has time to cook bacon for a peanut butter sandwich. If I'm doing that much effort then I'm making something else with the bacon. I can do a alt carbonara or even a BLT which means more bacon.
He doesn't have bacon lying around in random corners of his house.
Communist.
I don't have mine laying around randomly, it is baked every morning in my house and can always be found on the tray in the oven.
A reasonable man.
Bacon Party 2024.
It also self-selects to ensure no kikes or goatfuckers.
Bacon is something not to waste with peanut butter. Throwing on it is something a bread line communist would do in desperation.
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