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Just post that you are depressed and want to shoot someone, then maybe you will get some free guns and a truck from them.

Hey! Pssst! I heard there's a truck with bricks in it around the corner!

Why don't you go check it out!

So its working.

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No one even looks at those petitions.

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Actually, they do when the word gets out. I seem to remember some fairly provocative petitions that had to be answered by the Obama admin because the number of signatures had reached a particular threshold.

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You have to terrorize the terrorists, that's how it works

You have to terrorize the terrorists, that's how it works

Having a shit fit like a teenage girl doesn't terrorize anyone, honey. It just makes people pity you and wish for insane asylums again.

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Salty salty wolfie... Is salty!

Pitiful.

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Actually I love the idea. I’d sign that shit.

well i aint signing it

No one will believe a signature signed Mr PotatoNigger is real like the real deal Holyfield.

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You'd go on a list, that's for sure.

I am just a simple comedian and all this is satire.

Just say you're friends with Jussie Smollett.