Won $290. I feel like something really bad is gonna happen.
Yeah, you're gonna get drunk and knock up a hooker.
Lot of people winning on the lotto lately. It's weird actually how many people I keep hearing won small amounts.
Everywhere I fucking go someones saying how they won the lotto. Church. Grocery store line. Fucking parking lots. Can't step on a crack without some fucker popping out of the woodwork telling you they played the retard-ponzi and won back a sliver.
Some creative accountant probably thought "hey we can fix the liquidity problems in the regular market with a stealth MMT". And instead of the 2007 version of "everyone gets a credit card!", its "everyone wins on the lotto."
Last time that happened was 9/11.
Or the u.s. gov exhausted its entropy pools cyberattacking russia too much, and forgot to leave some in the algols on the machines they use to rig the various lottos.
Lol. Like I said, something bad is or can come from this. I feel like I did something wrong. I think i'll stock up the local food boxes again and move on. On the other hand, had I hit that big one last week...id probably say "fuck off" and burn in hell for eternity. I often thank God I work for a living. That I "can" work for a living.
I will do what I always do, which is shout DOOOM and predict the worst, because eventually I'll be right.
Some sort of general mass mobilization by the u.s. military. They won't call it a draft and it'll be more limited than the draft. I'm hearing too many stories of war, and rumors of it. Combine with all the chatter about "muh recruitment numbers!", which may or may not just be to lower the bar for illegals, but thats old hat.
Yeah, you're gonna get drunk and knock up a hooker.
Unless he just wastes the money....
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