How did you know it's 86 at my house? Are we neighbors?
Don't worry about how we know. Just understand that we do know.
He's the nigger duck that chirps at 4 AM right outside your window.
omg that reminds me of how my neighbor used to blast bass music and honk the horn right outside my window every day at 4am. So glad they moved.
How'd you get the nigger/spic to leave?
Ducks don't chirp. I suppose that's why he's stupid.
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