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I mean a "super scooter" the ones that go 40+ mph and can climb up any hill with ease. They are extremely powerful, stupid powerful. They have a range of 40 miles or more on a charge.

The boards are really cool. They have 10" tires and a motor on each of the 4 wheels. Each wheel has a large shock on it. These like the scooters are very powerful and fast. They are controlled by a hand remote and meant for off road travel.

Doesn't that sound fun?

The scooters weight about100lbs+ and the boards 40-65lbs. I mountain bike around the city all the time without a helmet but I would definitely wear one on these. YouTube Segway G2 if you want to see what I am talking about.

I'm a middle age man so people would probably look at me funny on these things but I just don't care.

I mean a "super scooter" the ones that go 40+ mph and can climb up any hill with ease. They are extremely powerful, stupid powerful. They have a range of 40 miles or more on a charge. The boards are really cool. They have 10" tires and a motor on each of the 4 wheels. Each wheel has a large shock on it. These like the scooters are very powerful and fast. They are controlled by a hand remote and meant for off road travel. Doesn't that sound fun? The scooters weight about100lbs+ and the boards 40-65lbs. I mountain bike around the city all the time without a helmet but I would definitely wear one on these. YouTube Segway G2 if you want to see what I am talking about. I'm a middle age man so people would probably look at me funny on these things but I just don't care.

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It's your god-given right as a 'Merican to be as tarded as you want to be, good sir. Yes, you will look funny, but so do most of your neighbors. I want you to have this scooter. I want you to learn to ride it while balancing on your head singing the Star Spangled Banner. It's your right to keep and bear scooters, guaranteed to you under the 29th Amendment, for the purpose of a well-regulated 4th of July Parade. Don't let the Shriners on their little motorcycles intimidate you. You know what you want -- reach for it. Reach for the stars!