Was he wearing a t-shirt that said "If you can read this, the bitch fell off"?
My parents had one when I was a young kid. My father used to find it funny to take it out on his own and call out my mom's name when he passed by people on the sidewalk.
If you squint, you can see the ghostly outline of his long-lost love, pumping on the hills.
Was he singing "Daisy" by chance?
I used to work at a bike shop. We would always get women coming in asking for tandem bikes, we didn't sell them because nobody buys them. We had to special order them. After a couple weeks the husbands would come in trying to return them because their wives never wanted to ride them.
Christ, how sad
Probably impressed. I bet he's stubborn.
Was he on the back seat?
Was it a nigger ?
If so , he stole it
Old man stole my bike!
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