I quit lurking and made an account little more than a year and a half ago. So I'm at my 1000th post, and most of which was pure nonsense, and most of those posts were most likely made while drunk. I have grown to love this best kept secret on the internet as well as all you horrible fucks. It's gotten to the point that if I'm saying something on the internet, it's exclusively on this website. I've learned a lot from you fine folk, and I thought I would share some of my acquired poal wisdom. Some of the following will be inflammatory to some of you.
- Name the jew
- Every. Single. Time.
- is a faggot
- lava is wet
- Awesome shit will happen in two weeks
- Dick pics must be sent to
- Peeing in someones butt is a punishment, and a method of asserting dominance, totally not gay (especially not gay if done from a distance with the use of a funnel).
- Poal bucks will replace all currency. Yes I said poal bucks, two words. It's not poalbucks, I don't care what the fuck you say. Example: Dollar bills
- Shaved vagene is pedo preference.
- Dangus is poal's biggest lolcow.
- fake voat is cancer
- Imperial system is superior to anything in the universe.
- has a body count, and apparently doesn't sleep.
- A hot dog is a sandwich.
- has a dad named Bob, and he is a fascinating and misunderstood engineering genius.
- is a legend, and I'm very sad that I never got to interact with him. R.I.P.
- The big vid8 update is coming!!! (squinting my eyes at you AOU)
- One day lurking in poal chat would totally red pill the sleepiest NPC. All you guys on there are amazing, you know who you are.
- Glowies are fucking everywhere.
- READ THE FUCKING SUB RULES
- TED ( ) writes lovely poetry, but sucks at telling stories about the racoon lady.
Well, that is a short list, but I'm sure I'll remember shit I left out. I'm also sure you delightful people will help in that regard. We are a big family, and like any other family we bicker and fight sometimes. We pull together and support each other when it counts. I remember the last time poal got jewed by it's hosting company and we were down for a couple weeks. It sucked, but it also caused me to meet so many of you in the poal chat life boat that I would have probably never interacted with otherwise, and I'm eternally thankful. I intend to stay on this iceberg forever, especially since global warming is fake and gay. I love all you guys, no homo. I'll leave you with a joke I came up with a while back:
How does a poalr bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
I quit lurking and made an account little more than a year and a half ago. So I'm at my 1000th post, and most of which was pure nonsense, and most of those posts were most likely made while drunk. I have grown to love this best kept secret on the internet as well as all you horrible fucks. It's gotten to the point that if I'm saying something on the internet, it's exclusively on this website. I've learned a lot from you fine folk, and I thought I would share some of my acquired poal wisdom. Some of the following will be inflammatory to some of you.
1. Name the jew
2. Every. Single. Time.
3. @picman is a faggot
4. lava is wet
5. Awesome shit will happen in two weeks
6. Dick pics must be sent to @maroonsaint
7. Peeing in someones butt is a punishment, and a method of asserting dominance, totally not gay (especially not gay if done from a distance with the use of a funnel).
8. Poal bucks will replace all currency. Yes @AOU I said poal bucks, two words. It's not poalbucks, I don't care what the fuck you say. Example: Dollar bills
9. Shaved vagene is pedo preference.
10. Dangus is poal's biggest lolcow.
11. fake voat is cancer
12. Imperial system is superior to anything in the universe.
13. @wolfgang has a body count, and apparently doesn't sleep.
14. A hot dog is a sandwich.
15. @Souless has a dad named Bob, and he is a fascinating and misunderstood engineering genius.
16. @PMYB2 is a legend, and I'm very sad that I never got to interact with him. R.I.P.
17. The big vid8 update is coming!!! (squinting my eyes at you AOU)
18. One day lurking in poal chat would totally red pill the sleepiest NPC. All you guys on there are amazing, you know who you are.
19. Glowies are fucking everywhere.
20. READ THE FUCKING SUB RULES
21. TED ( @Theodore_Kent ) writes lovely poetry, but sucks at telling stories about the racoon lady.
Well, that is a short list, but I'm sure I'll remember shit I left out. I'm also sure you delightful people will help in that regard. We are a big family, and like any other family we bicker and fight sometimes. We pull together and support each other when it counts. I remember the last time poal got jewed by it's hosting company and we were down for a couple weeks. It sucked, but it also caused me to meet so many of you in the poal chat life boat that I would have probably never interacted with otherwise, and I'm eternally thankful. I intend to stay on this iceberg forever, especially since global warming is fake and gay. I love all you guys, no homo. I'll leave you with a joke I came up with a while back:
How does a poalr bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
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