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[–] [deleted] • 7 pts

Do you scream OY VEY and worry about your butt diamonds?

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Little known fact -- most Jews who died in the Holocaust died because they tried to hide too much of their wealth up their butts. Diamonds, gold coins, stocks, bonds, works of art. One poor Jew exploded while running for the latrine. There were precious art objects scattered all over the yard, covered in shit.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

So jews created anal beads for training in case they get kicked out again?

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They used to hang their Jew gold around their necks. Do you see it around their necks today? They found a safer place to carry it.

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There were precious art objects scattered all over the yard, covered in shit.

Like a pinata full of filthy lucre.

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Grilled some game meatloaf on the Weber yesterday because fuck house ovens until October. Turned on my trusty electro meat thermometer and the ambient air temp read 107. Stuck the probe into one of the loaves that had been roasting inside a 400 kettle grill for 30 minutes. The temp on my probe dropped by two degrees to a right chilly 105*.

[–] • 2 pts

So you feel like something is happening to you but in reality what you want us to think is happening is just something you made up?

[–] • 1 pt

Birds stopped flapping their wings which causes global warming. Lazy niggers.

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Who needs wings when you have miniature impulse engines. Technologically backwards carbon lifeforms.

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Those words are almost bigger than your beak.

[–] • 2 pts

Is the oven set at 450 ?

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So you feel like you belong there?

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It's summer. This isn't abnormal. Someone just posted a time graph of temperature and we're on nothing outside of NORMAL.