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That was a hell of a thing. I’m as happy as a fag in a septic tank.

That was a hell of a thing. I’m as happy as a fag in a septic tank.

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Congratulations!

Unplug your tv. Homeschool your children.

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I’d have to plug in the TV to unplug it… I’ll pass on that one.

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What about Jerry Springer? What about Lester Holt? What about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

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I had a bunch (well wife did) at home. Sister in law as well.

Way to go! A healthy delivery is always something to celebrate. Funny to think some people are just getting started and I've been done for many years now.

But, my grandma would say that (we're part Indian) the squaws used to have their babies and get right back on the horse and keep riding. Lol.

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The 60's film "Little Big Man" demonstrates the resilience of native women.

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"I knew Custer for what he was. And I knew the Indians for what they was."

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"Thank You for my vision, and the blindness in which I saw further"

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Plenty of White women did the same. Stop with the "noble savage" fantasy that you are piping from a jew movie starring a jew. FFS!!

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Hey just giving some ethnic tenderness to any poalie that might be native. In the film a White woman is kidnapped by Indians...watch the movie, it's quite good.

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Teach the child early to avoid the groid

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Congrats! (If it's White)

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Surely it's White, no TV, seems based. This would be an odd place to announce a birthday if it wasn't.

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if your kid is european, congratulations.

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Congratulations!

Check your profile 😉

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Thank you kind sir! As much as my wife enjoys the content here, I fear she’ll be unimpressed. Thanks all the same.

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Well done brother! Now git in there and be a good dad and husband! Congratulations!

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Boy? Girl? Neither? Both? Inter? Two-spirit? Fluid?

If the external fetus is crying consider the possibility that the doctor may have misgendered on xer birth certificate upsetting xer. Never too early to start considering hormones and surgery.

If you suddenly feel overwhelmed, just remember that a fourth trimester abortion is a simple medical procedure, and tell the birthing person of your external fetus that you will fight to keep those Xtians hands off of his or her choice.

And please vax the external fetus now! That should just be the absolute law.

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Funny I didn’t run into any pronoun oddities at all, and the nurses are all pretty darn good looking young women.

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Happy congratulations!!

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Well done! Congratulations

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Great news. I bet you're a proud dad. Congrats!

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