I have guns all over my house. I dare a motherfucker to break in.
No matter where they break in they will find a gun.
Need to have them in secret places. Tables that open secret drawer. Magic bookcase is a good one. Practice loading and firing at a target. Time yourself. Keep a weapon hidden in an outbuilding or ground cache.
It would be more sporting if you just left them out in random locations and then smoke a really fat joint so that you forget where they are.
Don't shoot a family member.
Ditto
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