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First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, just a little shaken up, but l'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed this morning at the gas station. I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them, “Yes, it was pump number 2.”

First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, just a little shaken up, but l'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed this morning at the gas station. I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone. I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them, “Yes, it was pump number 2.”

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Now Imagine being robbed by both a pump and a nigger at the same time. Heart Attack!

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I get robbed by a pump every time I fill up my car...

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Good thing you didn't shoot the perpetrator.

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I hate this post.

Do more of them.

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Fucking pumppers.

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Imagine having someone scream in your face, lunge at you multiple times, fist inches away from your face, and then having them threaten to snap your neck. And then both managers refuse to send the asshole home, and the cops refuse to press charges or even file a police report. Small towns are drug towns where the police are corrupt.

That was yesterday at my work.

Remember, if you tell a drug dealer at their cover job to do their fucking job, you can be rest assured their buddies and fellow addicts will try and fuck up your work.

Dude thought I would flinch when he tried to punch me multiple times.

He had no idea I've been almost stabbed, ran over by blacks, hunted by gang bangers, shot at multiple times, assaulted, and burned with hot grease.

Face tattoos are always cowards lol.

Lesson is, could be worse. Could work for assholes.

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Why did you expect the company to protect you? You call 911 yourself and report the assault. Never ask permission to report some niggerlikefaggot to the cops.

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I did call the police dumbass.

Because I'm not getting into a fist fight with subhuman trash over a $14/hr job.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Oh, OK. Ignoring your pissy attitude, I'd advise your next move be to see a lawyer about filing a lawsuit against the company for "maintaining a hostile working environment." They'll settle, and you'll have a year or two's worth of wages to live on while you find a better job.

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I told a similar joke back in the 2000s but it was "I was raped this morning." Punchline was still about expensive gas.

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Pump 2 got me too.

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Today I was molested by a bad dude named corn pop, he liked smelling my hair uncomfortably and his hairy legs turned blonde in the sun. He wanted me to sit on his lap after I pushed the hairs up and they came down again.

C'mon man!

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I'm paying about 75 EUR to fill up....

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