Pleased take this advice, boy.
Best thing you can teach a boy is not to cry. Second best, not to wave his arms and hands in the air while he talks (unless he's s deaf-mute, and in that case he's fucked anyway so it doesn't matter).
By the way, skills today's kids don't have:
- tying shoelaces
- telling time on a regular clockface
- counting change in their heads
- writing (as opposed to block printing)
- using a dial telephone
- driving a manual transmission car
- starting a car with a key
- walking to school
I would add , make change without having to use electronics.
niggers don't have the choice
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