What's not to love, right? Inflation won't bother you anymore -- the government will give you welfare and food stamps, along with free medical and housing. Hell, you'll even get a free phone. You can laugh at your debts, because your creditors will never collect. Can't get blood from a stone. Taxes aren't a factor in your life now. You can just stand in line with a bucket for all that sweet government gravy. Tell them you'll always vote Democrat, and you'll get an extra ladleful.
I'm too proud for gibs, plus I have money saved. But my Amazon addiction will surely force me back to work eventually.
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