You don't know a single thing about living in the country or farming.
Why are you so stressed out about this? I'm telling you that growing your own food can be done and it's not that hard.
I know the country and farming and if you want to come find out, I'll embarrass you in front of your wife.
I was just trying to help you out. But go water your grass. That inexpensive Bermuda lawn will definitely be your best option.
By the way, whereabouts do you live in Montana? There's city clowns there as well.
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