imagine if you woke up one day and your penis was an elephant's trunk.
That would literally be awesome
be careful what you wish for. you just might get it. as they saying goes.
so this guy had a real small penis. he finds a doctor who will give him a penis transplant. guarantees extra large. guy goes under the knife and wakes up to find a baby elephant trunk as his new penis. in time he adjusts and meets this wonderful gal. he asks her out on a date and she says that he must come to dinner with her family to meet approval.
he arrives at the house and after some small talk, they sit at the table for dinner. mom puts the roast chicken, carrots, and baked tater on his plate. swiftly the trunk sneaks up and grabs the tater and recedes. the mom in shock and disbelief puts another tater on his plate and the trunk again slyly and swiftly grabs the tater and disappears. she looks at the young man and says, "i'm gonna put another potato on your plate. i wanna see you do that again." he says, "please don't, ma'm. i don't think my ass can take another tater."
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