Were you the guy in Newark Airport playing the banjo at the baggage claim?
No. I was next to him. The non-binary purple haired attack helicopter playing an ocarina.
Ah. I was the guy wearing three masks who put the 2-dollar bill in the tip jar.
Wonderful. Thank you. Just so you know, your donation went to a good use. With it, I sponsored 26 more African refugees to come to the US to help diversify our bland whiteness.
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