Lol, wanna hold it? Feel the weight?
Want me to get a picture of ya with it?
Better yet don't say anything, but insist on putting on 2x pairs of rubber gloves before taking it back and put it into a large plastic bag with their name on it.
Lol, bag and cloth ready in your back pocket.
FBI' gonna want to know how a notorious wanted unknown serial killer handled your gun
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