I made black pucks out of pizza bagels once.
I made black pucks out of pizza bagels once.
Yeah, but it's a cheap way to learn a valuable lesson about not combining cooking with excess alcohol. Those smoke alarms taught me that my alarm clock's sound was not that loud when waking me up as I thought in comparison to a smoke alarm less than 10' away from me, not even close to the heart rate and adrenaline rush of one of those fuckers breaking a dream or just as your passing out "FUCK!". That'll let you know your alive for sure.
Yeah, but it's a cheap way to learn a valuable lesson about not combining cooking with excess alcohol. Those smoke alarms taught me that my alarm clock's sound was not that loud when waking me up as I thought in comparison to a smoke alarm less than 10' away from me, not even close to the heart rate and adrenaline rush of one of those fuckers breaking a dream or just as your passing out "FUCK!". That'll let you know your alive for sure.
Should have mailed them to Canada as organic hockey pucks. Some fool would buy them, likely a Trudeau diehard voter.
Should have mailed them to Canada as organic hockey pucks. Some fool would buy them, likely a Trudeau diehard voter.
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