I'm aware.
I'm aware.
But instead of "take a shit", shouldn't you say you're going to "leave a shit"... am I the only one who really gives a shit?
But instead of "take a shit", shouldn't you say you're going to "leave a shit"... am I the only one who really gives a shit?
You have gifted a shit unto a pristine porcelain bowl.
You have gifted a shit unto a pristine porcelain bowl.
And you eat from a bowl. WEIRD!
And you eat from a bowl. WEIRD!
Humanity’s purpose, to move matter from one bowl to another.
Humanity’s purpose, to move matter from one bowl to another.
Provides an oddly satisfying symmetry.
Provides an oddly satisfying symmetry.
*this statement only applies to roughly half the planet.
*this statement only applies to roughly half the planet.
Speak for yourself
Speak for yourself
I also shit on plates and sometimes into the silverware.
I also shit on plates and sometimes into the silverware.
Diarrhea should be called throwing down.
Diarrhea should be called throwing down.
Do polar bears shit in the woods? Where are the polar woods?
Do polar bears shit in the woods? Where are the polar woods?
See all the turds at the super bowl?
See all the turds at the super bowl?
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