Right, because zero means something useful in Fahrenheit.
Yeah, it means it's pretty cold out.
32° - water freezes, definitely need a hoodie and long pants, and a hat
0° - cold af, boyo. Better bundle up. Wear a decent jacket.
Below 0° - are you sure you want to go outside? If you have to, definitely wear multiple layers.
-32° - nope. I'll probably freeze to death.
Yes, and here's Kelvin.
273.15° Kelvin - water freezes. Put a hat on. "Watch out honey, it's below 273.15° Kelvin outside!" Lots of Kelvin people are saying that each morning before getting the newspaper from the driveway. It's only eleven syllables. Rolls right off the tongue.
32° Kelvin you will instantly die if exposed to this temperature. Household objects are now superconductors.
0° Kelvin. Functionally the same as 32° Kelvin. You're dead.
Fuck that shit.
Sounds pretty gay to me, bud.
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