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Yes, and here's Kelvin.

273.15° Kelvin - water freezes. Put a hat on. "Watch out honey, it's below 273.15° Kelvin outside!" Lots of Kelvin people are saying that each morning before getting the newspaper from the driveway. It's only eleven syllables. Rolls right off the tongue.

32° Kelvin you will instantly die if exposed to this temperature. Household objects are now superconductors.

0° Kelvin. Functionally the same as 32° Kelvin. You're dead.

Fuck that shit.

[–] 0 pt

Sounds pretty gay to me, bud.