Is this a way of saying you are having sex with a white girl from Iowa?
Lordy, how I wish it were...but when Iowa girlz see me coming, they head to Canada.
Right now they will get stopped at the bridge.
'Stop right there! None may cross!'
'Ummmm....this guy named Anus_Expander is tryna talk to me'
'Welcome to Canada'
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