I made a comment. - https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/496571/d51558eb-d8f8-4baa-87ba-945d2df7192c#cmnts Some faggots got shirty and many who never used one, made comments that show their ignorance. Some did ask legit questions, so I figured I would wrap it all up here. a background, - I had the same thoughts you all did "eeew - wet arsehole. eeewww" until I tried it. then I tell you, Angels Wept. it was glorious. so to the questions.... 1. 3 seashells? - well duh of course, but what if I don't have the shells? I always use the shells and use the bidet in the event the shells are not available. 2. Seriously how does that work? I cant see it being effected all the time but how do you dry off? Toilet paper just denigrates when wet. - You shit. you turn on the bidet, it sprays a nice solid stream that washes you clean. you wait a few seconds for the water to drip off and get up and walk away. NO NEED TO DRY OFF, if your underpants cannot handle a little bit of clean water, it is handling a lot more dingleberries. - Wipe or don't wipe, I find it fine either way. 3. So..... Basically its a toilet hose? And there's a reasonable expectation of water, possibly containing shit, leaving the bowl, or blowing up my back? - https://bossbidet.com/ - check that out. Yes possible to lose water - but holy shit, if you ain't sitting there, why are you turning on the bidet? you stop the water escaping because you are in the way. what are you some sort of faggot? 4. so you walk around with a wet ass after? - Only if I am in a hurry. 5. I've got the ASS-BLASTER 5000... Don't need no stinkin paper! - RIGHT! 6. Imagine when the power goes out, youre helpless. Fucking caveman. - no. you are helpless. you know the great TP shortage of '21? I was not helpless. my butt was dingleberry free. - as long as you have water in a header tank - the bidet will work, and if you don't have running, not like you are flushing either (a bucket will work to flush) but if you are out of power that long, it means you have bigger issues and how you wipe your arse will be low on your priorities at that point. - Pumping water from underground can be done with a windmill pump. - beyond the scope of this. 7. 50 degree tap water on your bunghole will pucker you up in the morning. - Yes. Yes it will. 8. So a windmill it generates what? A water tank ontop of your house trinkeling water down on you? Cold water splashed on your ass to wash the shit away, refreshing. Or one of these: https://youtu.be/G8PCeDCgLJI - if you have fresh water flowing nearby, a ram pump will work for getting water to a header tank which will give you pressurized water to spray your bunghole with. or you could do like @AOU and go wash in the river. do it downstream if you are drinking the water. 9. Ok so, second reply to ask a question. I live in a pretty windy place. We have a own water source but its at around 100 meters underground (run by a pump driven by electricity) . Any stuff you know of that i can research if we have to go off grid? - Batteries, Solar, Wind (wind turbines are pretty useless in our experience) - we have a place that is completely off grid with 100KW of solar and 100KW batteries. Wind works to drive a mechanical pump. it will take water from low and put it higher, allowing you to blast your ass with refreshing bidet water for pennies. Tune in for more bidet tips now!