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I made a comment. - https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/496571/d51558eb-d8f8-4baa-87ba-945d2df7192c#cmnts

Some faggots got shirty and many who never used one, made comments that show their ignorance.

Some did ask legit questions, so I figured I would wrap it all up here.

a background, - I had the same thoughts you all did "eeew - wet arsehole. eeewww" until I tried it. then I tell you, Angels Wept. it was glorious.

so to the questions....

  1. 3 seashells?

    • well duh of course, but what if I don't have the shells? I always use the shells and use the bidet in the event the shells are not available.

  2. Seriously how does that work? I cant see it being effected all the time but how do you dry off? Toilet paper just denigrates when wet.

    • You shit. you turn on the bidet, it sprays a nice solid stream that washes you clean. you wait a few seconds for the water to drip off and get up and walk away. NO NEED TO DRY OFF, if your underpants cannot handle a little bit of clean water, it is handling a lot more dingleberries.

    • Wipe or don't wipe, I find it fine either way.

  3. So..... Basically its a toilet hose? And there's a reasonable expectation of water, possibly containing shit, leaving the bowl, or blowing up my back?

    • https://bossbidet.com/ - check that out. Yes possible to lose water - but holy shit, if you ain't sitting there, why are you turning on the bidet? you stop the water escaping because you are in the way. what are you some sort of faggot?

  4. so you walk around with a wet ass after?

    • Only if I am in a hurry.

  5. I've got the ASS-BLASTER 5000... Don't need no stinkin paper!

    • RIGHT!

  6. Imagine when the power goes out, youre helpless. Fucking caveman.

    • no. you are helpless. you know the great TP shortage of '21? I was not helpless. my butt was dingleberry free.
    • as long as you have water in a header tank - the bidet will work, and if you don't have running, not like you are flushing either (a bucket will work to flush) but if you are out of power that long, it means you have bigger issues and how you wipe your arse will be low on your priorities at that point.
    • Pumping water from underground can be done with a windmill pump. - beyond the scope of this.

  7. 50 degree tap water on your bunghole will pucker you up in the morning.

    • Yes. Yes it will.

  8. So a windmill it generates what? A water tank ontop of your house trinkeling water down on you? Cold water splashed on your ass to wash the shit away, refreshing. Or one of these: https://youtu.be/G8PCeDCgLJI

    • if you have fresh water flowing nearby, a ram pump will work for getting water to a header tank which will give you pressurized water to spray your bunghole with. or you could do like and go wash in the river. do it downstream if you are drinking the water.

  9. Ok so, second reply to ask a question. I live in a pretty windy place. We have a own water source but its at around 100 meters underground (run by a pump driven by electricity) . Any stuff you know of that i can research if we have to go off grid?

    • Batteries, Solar, Wind (wind turbines are pretty useless in our experience) - we have a place that is completely off grid with 100KW of solar and 100KW batteries. Wind works to drive a mechanical pump. it will take water from low and put it higher, allowing you to blast your ass with refreshing bidet water for pennies.

Tune in for more bidet tips now!

I made a comment. - https://poal.co/s/AskPoal/496571/d51558eb-d8f8-4baa-87ba-945d2df7192c#cmnts Some faggots got shirty and many who never used one, made comments that show their ignorance. Some did ask legit questions, so I figured I would wrap it all up here. a background, - I had the same thoughts you all did "eeew - wet arsehole. eeewww" until I tried it. then I tell you, Angels Wept. it was glorious. so to the questions.... 1. 3 seashells? - well duh of course, but what if I don't have the shells? I always use the shells and use the bidet in the event the shells are not available. 2. Seriously how does that work? I cant see it being effected all the time but how do you dry off? Toilet paper just denigrates when wet. - You shit. you turn on the bidet, it sprays a nice solid stream that washes you clean. you wait a few seconds for the water to drip off and get up and walk away. NO NEED TO DRY OFF, if your underpants cannot handle a little bit of clean water, it is handling a lot more dingleberries. - Wipe or don't wipe, I find it fine either way. 3. So..... Basically its a toilet hose? And there's a reasonable expectation of water, possibly containing shit, leaving the bowl, or blowing up my back? - https://bossbidet.com/ - check that out. Yes possible to lose water - but holy shit, if you ain't sitting there, why are you turning on the bidet? you stop the water escaping because you are in the way. what are you some sort of faggot? 4. so you walk around with a wet ass after? - Only if I am in a hurry. 5. I've got the ASS-BLASTER 5000... Don't need no stinkin paper! - RIGHT! 6. Imagine when the power goes out, youre helpless. Fucking caveman. - no. you are helpless. you know the great TP shortage of '21? I was not helpless. my butt was dingleberry free. - as long as you have water in a header tank - the bidet will work, and if you don't have running, not like you are flushing either (a bucket will work to flush) but if you are out of power that long, it means you have bigger issues and how you wipe your arse will be low on your priorities at that point. - Pumping water from underground can be done with a windmill pump. - beyond the scope of this. 7. 50 degree tap water on your bunghole will pucker you up in the morning. - Yes. Yes it will. 8. So a windmill it generates what? A water tank ontop of your house trinkeling water down on you? Cold water splashed on your ass to wash the shit away, refreshing. Or one of these: https://youtu.be/G8PCeDCgLJI - if you have fresh water flowing nearby, a ram pump will work for getting water to a header tank which will give you pressurized water to spray your bunghole with. or you could do like @AOU and go wash in the river. do it downstream if you are drinking the water. 9. Ok so, second reply to ask a question. I live in a pretty windy place. We have a own water source but its at around 100 meters underground (run by a pump driven by electricity) . Any stuff you know of that i can research if we have to go off grid? - Batteries, Solar, Wind (wind turbines are pretty useless in our experience) - we have a place that is completely off grid with 100KW of solar and 100KW batteries. Wind works to drive a mechanical pump. it will take water from low and put it higher, allowing you to blast your ass with refreshing bidet water for pennies. Tune in for more bidet tips now!

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[–] • 1 pt

Cold water is always the first thing non-believers trot out when you extol the wonders of a bidet to them. But you're right, a spay of cold water even in the dead of a Canadian winter is not a big deal. You're aware that's it's cold but that's it. You don't feel the chill to your core or even find it unpleasant. It's just a bit of cold water on your skin.

There are the more expensive, feature rich bidets that in addition to cleaning also have an Enema option which involves squirting a stream of water right up the bung hole. Talk about feeling clean. If you thought bidets are The Shit then one that does 'enemas' is The Shit Squared. But, and it's a big but, the water needs to be heated which these bidets do. Squirting cold water, even in the middle of summer, right up into the chute is not a pleasant experience. Trust me on this.

[–] • 0 pt

I never heard of the enema thing, an attachment actually enters your rectum? That sounds unsanitary.

I have a more expensive bidet in the main restroom. It has a light, heated seat, a remote that lets you control the water temperature, position of the spray, it even twirls the water!

[–] • 1 pt

It's just a jet of water, not an attachment. You control the force and angle but you still need to position your ass just right and then, of course, relax your sphincter. It's not a true enema but still does a good job of flushing out the pipe. I'm constantly surprised at how much cough material is still in there even after a satisfying dump.

The heated seat doesn't do anything for me but the wife likes it. Not to mention it also has a douche setting for the ladies.

Best $400 I ever spent and I am not exaggerating.

What does "twirls the water" do? How can you even tell?

[–] • 0 pt

You can feel a different sensation when you hit the twirl button, whether it's actually cleaning any better than a regular jet I don't know. I'm good with my lil $30 bidets I have installed in the other bathrooms, I'm just trying to clean up and get off the pot, y'know?