the vast majority of society says hands off my anus
um...sweetie, that hasn't been my experience
If it will make you happy to know, I do expand my anus. Then, I wipe and flush. It’s a ritual, some times I spray that air freshener when I’m at a friends house. But that rarely happens because I am the master of my bowel movements. I crap as I please.. ;)
Oh, I always thought you were a girl. Girls don't poop.
Tee hee girls poo! I crap you not!
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