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Yes I know its generally called bulletproof coffee. Now let the day drinking commence!

Yes I know its generally called bulletproof coffee. Now let the day drinking commence!

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Black coffee, spash of whiskey and a cigarette.

Breakfast of heroes.

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Yep, just had coffee and a cig, now on to the whiskey

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After you drink a little send me your dick pics

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i had to quit smoking. but im with you on the Black Coffee and whiskey.

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I had to quit whiskey, but I’m with him on the black coffee and a cigarette.

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I had to quit coffee, but I'm with him on the whiskey and a cigarette.

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Black coffee + cigarette is my goto on vacation. Instant dump and can sit out by the pool all day uninterrupted

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You can come back to smoking just cigars or pipe don't put that shit in your lungs...

Lol just don't smoke save money

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A good dark rum works pretty well, too.

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Replace cig with a joint otherwise all good

Bah. I’ll take a cigar.

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To each their own, you can help cover up my smell

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I'd be worried about choking on the soggy tobacco turd in the middle of my drink.

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Hmm, porridge made from black coffee, whiskey and tobacco. Sounds French.

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Really? *lights a blunt

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Breakfast of the weak faggots who can't handle reality.

Essential for controlling seizures and other issues I have from a TBI. Reality would mean being bedridden and writhing in pain. I'll take the week and the insult thanks.

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Just don't be a cuch and buy MCT oil. All it it is coconut oil.

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Not quite. MCT oil is fractionated coconut oil. The long chain fatty acids (i.e. lauric acid) are removed leaving the medium chain triglycerides (i.e. capric acid, caprylic acid, etc). MCT oil produces more ketones than coconut oil, though coconut oil is still quite ketogenic in its own right.

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Whole whipping cream + a splash of sugar free flavor + MCT oil + butter + dash of salt; blend with emulsion blender, pour coffee, transcend this moral plane, commune with Forefathers, reclaim nation.

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Name absolutely checks out.

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That sounds foul? but then I haven't tried it and probably never will

bean coffee, warm milk, brown sugar and a croissant, is as adventurous as it gets in this house

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its a keto thing, curbs the appetite also.

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ah, well good luck with the diet in 2022 then :)

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My old manager used to drink that. She would put something in it but I forgot what it was called, it had three letters. Man, coffee always makes me hungry. It usually fires up my appetite. A lot of people that I know say that it suppresses it, but they put sugar in it so that's probably their reason.

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its the butter and coconut oil that does it.

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Try just a smidgen of cayenne and butter in the morning coffee.

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You blend it, right?

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Nope, just stir it in.

Blend it sometime. The emulsification makes a big difference. Add some salt too.

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I tried it.
Couldn't drink it. I put coconut oil in my oatmeal.

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Well I usually have a monster coffee drink, havent drank reg coffee in awhile. Got a one cup maker so its not really different to me.

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The bang coffees taste awesome

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Ill have to try it, I usually buy the small cans by the case for about $35 from amazon ( I know fuck me ) But they are getting hard to find, now the ones who have it want $105.

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What is man coffee?

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Ive been drinking that as well, very occasionally. I never thought I’d drink coffee again. I used to make fun of bullet proof coffee. It sounds stupid. Turns out the fat added to it helps tone down the acidity or something cuz it doesn’t make me feel gross like normal coffee. I thought the issue was caffeine but apparently I was making coffee wrong lol.

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Man coffee sounds like something a beta fag would drink.

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So I didnt put a comma in you commie

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I'm only making jokes at your expense. ...and silently judging your careless disregard for the English language.

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By starting a sentence with ...and ?

Coffee is one of the few things I prefer black.

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