Quit being retarded and tell them that you're trans, so they actually can't fire you without a lawsuit
Kek. The Lord would abandoned me for going astray. I am being compelled to do this in a way I can only describe as divine intervention.
Tell them about your mental aberrations, tell them of how you were raised by a Heroin Addicted Mother, and you saw her put needles into her arm everyday, and you saw how it made her act when you were nothing more than a blank, impressionable child. Let them know that you have an irrational fear of needles from watching that, that you loved your mother so much, but she couldn't take care of you because of thenneedles.
Then just tell em the jab don't work. And take a shit on the floor.
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