First he strapped steak all over his body. He went and planted himself amongst the bushes to attract bears. When a big bear came sniffing around he plunged his knife into the bears eye and killed it. He’s a man amongst boys. He cooked the bear and had bear steaks and now a bear skin rug.
This would hold a lot more water if he posted it but I'd totally go camping with you.
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