Attempted to watch The Matrix last night. When that bug crawled into that guy's belly I freaked. Wife said to shut it down. Last time this happened was at The Alien. I fled the theater. But back in high school I lined up at 4 in the morning to see The Exorcist. What do I do?

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Ask your wife for your penis and balls back. She said she keeps em in velvet bag with a drawstring in the top drawer of the bureau next to the vibrator and butt plug

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That is pretty outrageous.

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I put some thought into it . If you're going to do something do it right and all. Thanks for noticing , it's nice to feel validated.

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Welcome.

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