"National Coin Shortage" - We don't like to go to the bank to get change for our customers, so use your credit or debit card. Don't worry, that extra 2% is priced into our products, so fuck you.
Oh, and wear a mask while you shop. It doesn't do anything but you need to buy or shit, so fuck you again.
We should all exchange our dick pics in unison to fight the power
A big box place like home depot has armored car service so that cost is getting passed on to you for using cash.
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