He was actually doing a domincanance display and marking his territory there was nothing sexual about it for the bigfoot
He was actually doing a domincanance display and marking his territory there was nothing sexual about it for the bigfoot
So I have a friend who was supposed to get a large sum of money from his rich dad who is a doctor and made a lot of money investing starting in the 90s on top of making a bunch as an eye doctor. But his son my friend was a little crazy and a big time tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. No big deal except he was a big time big foot believer. He has been right about a lot of conspiracy but the big foot thing is a little crazy I think and his dad thinks it is absolutely nuts. So the friend, let's call him scoot, to piss his parents off gets a legit big Bigfoot tattoo that says I believe on his back. When his dad sees it he freaks out and takes away the large sum of money he was going to get at age 30. The dad is beside him self and thinks no way I'm giving this idiot 2 million dollars to become a damn proffesional big foot hunter. So the dad sets up a sting operation so to speak. Tells his son he is going to hire a real big foot hunter and he will take his son out hunting in the best spots for a week. They pack up and head out. Unbeknownst to all involved the dad hires a Hollywood crew to stage a fake big foot encounter. He figures he will have a good week with his son and get him excited then prove how easy it is to fake a big foot encounter. So they go out and have a good time they set traps the son does big foot calls and is really excited his dad is finally coming around. A couple nights there are some weird noises and some really weird sounds Scott says 100% that was a big foot mating call. The dad goes along with it but the hairs on his back rose a couple times because it sounded really crazy, but deep down he knew the guys he hired where really good. So the night of the big reveal or big encounter it is a full moon and the fog rolled in Hollywood could not have set up a better scene. So the dad takes the lead this night and goes to the preset area that's a little valley in the forest and waits for his guys to show. All is quiet for about an hour when all of the sudden there is a lot of screaming and shouting human screaming and shouting. Scott looks legit scared and says shit dad some big foots are not friendly most are but some are truly demonic. The dad didn't expect to hear human shouts of pain but figures his guys are just going overboard and they both sit silent... all the sudden a very tall looking hair man is running through the Forrest screaming it sounds like a man kinda a truly terrified man and he is running right where the fake big foot was supposed to be running. Scott says ohhh shit that's a younger smaller big foot. The dad almost can't contain himself but stays stoic and says. Holy shit that has to be 6 foot 8 your sure it's a teenager. Scott ya adult big foots are 8 to 10 feet tall or taller. Scott says something ain't right that thing is running more like a man Bigfoots look like they are gliding. The teenage big foot stops in the valley and falls to all fours and is obviously winded. Scott again says somethings not right. The dad says what do you mean that's obviously a big foot. Then the Bigfoot prematurely takes his mask off and looks right at the two of them and yells. ITS FUCKING REAL RUN! Scott looks confused and so does the dad. The dad yells what the fuck are you doing you idiot! Scott looks at him and says dad? Then the Forrest goes dead silent and 6 foot 8 actor goes totally limp and yells play dead or fucking run! Before the dad or Scott can think the bushes behind the actor erupt and a 11 foot tall big foot glides down to the actor and rips his pants off and starts fucking him in the ass and making the most demonic Bigfoot sounds any human has ever heard. Scott grabs his dad and says run!!!!
His dad got a I believe in Bigfoot too tatoo on his forearm and gave his son 4 million dollars
So I have a friend who was supposed to get a large sum of money from his rich dad who is a doctor and made a lot of money investing starting in the 90s on top of making a bunch as an eye doctor. But his son my friend was a little crazy and a big time tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist. No big deal except he was a big time big foot believer. He has been right about a lot of conspiracy but the big foot thing is a little crazy I think and his dad thinks it is absolutely nuts. So the friend, let's call him scoot, to piss his parents off gets a legit big Bigfoot tattoo that says I believe on his back. When his dad sees it he freaks out and takes away the large sum of money he was going to get at age 30. The dad is beside him self and thinks no way I'm giving this idiot 2 million dollars to become a damn proffesional big foot hunter. So the dad sets up a sting operation so to speak. Tells his son he is going to hire a real big foot hunter and he will take his son out hunting in the best spots for a week. They pack up and head out. Unbeknownst to all involved the dad hires a Hollywood crew to stage a fake big foot encounter. He figures he will have a good week with his son and get him excited then prove how easy it is to fake a big foot encounter. So they go out and have a good time they set traps the son does big foot calls and is really excited his dad is finally coming around. A couple nights there are some weird noises and some really weird sounds Scott says 100% that was a big foot mating call. The dad goes along with it but the hairs on his back rose a couple times because it sounded really crazy, but deep down he knew the guys he hired where really good. So the night of the big reveal or big encounter it is a full moon and the fog rolled in Hollywood could not have set up a better scene. So the dad takes the lead this night and goes to the preset area that's a little valley in the forest and waits for his guys to show. All is quiet for about an hour when all of the sudden there is a lot of screaming and shouting human screaming and shouting. Scott looks legit scared and says shit dad some big foots are not friendly most are but some are truly demonic. The dad didn't expect to hear human shouts of pain but figures his guys are just going overboard and they both sit silent... all the sudden a very tall looking hair man is running through the Forrest screaming it sounds like a man kinda a truly terrified man and he is running right where the fake big foot was supposed to be running. Scott says ohhh shit that's a younger smaller big foot. The dad almost can't contain himself but stays stoic and says. Holy shit that has to be 6 foot 8 your sure it's a teenager. Scott ya adult big foots are 8 to 10 feet tall or taller. Scott says something ain't right that thing is running more like a man Bigfoots look like they are gliding. The teenage big foot stops in the valley and falls to all fours and is obviously winded. Scott again says somethings not right. The dad says what do you mean that's obviously a big foot. Then the Bigfoot prematurely takes his mask off and looks right at the two of them and yells. ITS FUCKING REAL RUN! Scott looks confused and so does the dad. The dad yells what the fuck are you doing you idiot! Scott looks at him and says dad? Then the Forrest goes dead silent and 6 foot 8 actor goes totally limp and yells play dead or fucking run! Before the dad or Scott can think the bushes behind the actor erupt and a 11 foot tall big foot glides down to the actor and rips his pants off and starts fucking him in the ass and making the most demonic Bigfoot sounds any human has ever heard. Scott grabs his dad and says run!!!!
His dad got a I believe in Bigfoot too tatoo on his forearm and gave his son 4 million dollars
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