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A uber-deadly disease that has no symptoms and almost 0 actual chance of any problems at your young age, where a poor and easily faked test can give you a positive so you can stay home for two weeks with no consequences because your parents bought it so hard they're running a credibility deficit? It's like the perfect crime.

Fuck, if I'd tried the "I'm sick" with no symptoms I'd have gotten my ass beaten and I'd have deserved it.

A uber-deadly disease that has no symptoms and almost 0 actual chance of any problems at your young age, where a poor and easily faked test can give you a positive so you can stay home for two weeks with no consequences because your parents bought it so hard they're running a credibility deficit? It's like the perfect crime. Fuck, if I'd tried the "I'm sick" with no symptoms I'd have gotten my ass beaten and I'd have deserved it.

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Correct! 27k deaths in my county alone? according to the local 'stat sheet' yet no mass graves,no waiting line/time at the local creamitorum,of which we have three?

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The cemeteries, hospitals, and funeral homes around me have been ominously quiet.

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Your parents would jab the shit out of you and your family would end up on /CovidAwards.

[–] • 1 pt

Just what you needed, an even weaker education than the one you got.

[–] • 0 pt

I didn't get one from pooblic skool, so no big loss there.

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I remember the first time I learned how to skip school. I never knew how many problems that would cause me. I woke up late for school one day. Nobody was home. So I just stayed home. Just like that I was hooked.